Freddy has no grounds to be queasy, quite frankly, considering there is a Freddy costume in my closet. One year I actually went as Freddy’s cat, with foot-long plastic razors on my gloves for claws. Upside: I won Most Creative Costume. Downside: I had absolutely no use of my hands for the evening.
Define Muppet Eyes.
Muppet eyes occur when your pupils dilate to the size of Cookie Monster's during Girl Scout cookie season. Muppet eyes in humans are triggered by excessive stress, sadistic eye doctors, and almost drowning in a swan boat.
If you were to write a memoir, what would you title it?
Sense and Sensible Shoes
Who would you make president of your fan club?
My 88-year old grandfather. He's retired, so he has the time, and he’d probably do a good job as long as the board meetings aren’t scheduled during JAG or Wheel of Fortune.
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